To mark the 40th anniversary of the the historic Apollo 11 moon landing, we deliver you some hard-hitting space facts that probably won’t be celebrated anywhere this week.

Oh, so you already heard that Michael Jackson died? And you came here looking for jokes about child molestation and skin pigmentation? We’re sorry to disappoint, but…

Our resident geek checks back in with unexpected force, chucking a tantrum like his mother just cancelled the World of Warcraft subscription. Oh, and the movie? He spoils it to save you the wasted time you might’ve spent watching.

The EDF have had their tyrannical claws into our humble red planet for long enough. Finally the people of Mars are revolting. The time has come to throw off the shackles of oppression and blow some shit up.

In the final episode of the year, everybody dies. That’s right. No need to come back next season, folks. There’s absolutely nothing left hanging in the balance on this show. However, I do have a handful of small questions…

In the penultimate episode of the season, events begin to take shape which cannot be changed. Or can they? The stage is set for a literally-explosive finale.

Is it true? Has some monster created in a Nazi bunker really escaped and eaten all of Australia’s money? Read on to find out..

Now with Photoshop…. and an inefficient image uploader that rapes the sides of the Fart Attack covers.

Destiny claims another life as LOST moves into the final episodes of it’s fifth season. There’s a lot left to cover, but the rules of the game may have just changed.