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Due to the sheer volume of praise that we receive on a daily basis it may take several months and frequent attempts to elicit a response. Dealing with puritanical morons isn’t the highest priority here at Buckshot Sundae, but if you include naked pictures of yourself we’ll be far more likely hit you back within 24 hours.