Omega Redneck

 

It was a top secret government experiment that began in a bunker somewhere under the desert in the 40s. Several generations of inbreeding and some unfortunate mutants later: Omega Redneck was born. He was raised in the bunker and privately educated by a professor from Harvard. Unfortunately something went terribly wrong during the educative process. There was an explosion. The professor was killed and Omega Redneck was loosed upon the world. He is currently unemployed but owns four handguns, two shotguns, a rifle and some vintage grenades from the Korean War. He doesn’t like to come across as a stereotype, but his favourite book is Deliverance by James Dickey. His greatest ambition is to write a movie about dinosaurs with rocket launchers.

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