After being made redundant from the Death Star’s engineering team (for suggesting they cover a small exhaust port with a thickened titanium armour plate with proton torpedo deflection), this mild-flavoured man took a small job repairing Super Nintendo control pads in a garage workshop. The workshop was largely unsuccessful, due to the fact that most of the control pads repaired were ones broken by Sedric attempting to beat Emperor Palpatine in Super Return of the Jedi.

After leaving the engineering game, ashamed and humiliated, Sedric found himself at the doors of BS weeping and begging to be relieved of his misery. Unfortunately, the BS company shotgun was jammed with half a hot dog and a testicle from an unknown source, so instead Sedric was tied up in the basement and put to work. He now serves as a contributor to the award-winning* Buckshot Sundae.

*For list of awards just type Slumdog Millionaire into IMDB.