The Guru is a self-proclaimed expert in every subject known to man. The creators of BS can’t actually verify his claims, as we’ve seen no evidence of the dozen university degrees he claims to possess (from institutions we’ve never heard of). He has allegedly been employed as a psychotherapist, interior decorator, radio host and nuclear physicist. The Guru lists his personal heroes as Tony Robbins, John Edwards and Dr Phil McGraw. He is currently working on a self-help manual entitled World Domination Without Bloodshed.