Here’s our holiday gift to you: a list of the most awesome Christmas films you’ve probably never seen.

Apparently the Geek has taken an extended break from playing World of Warcraft to script a movie treatment he plans on shopping around to Hollywood producers.

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The third in our popular series of Hollywood zombie remakes. Just because Donny, Walter and the Dude are dead, it doesn’t stop them from bowling. And arguing, too.

The second in our popular series of Hollywood zombie remakes. The Apocalypse has come and gone, but there are only two dogged police officers who can prevent it from happening again. There’s just one small problem: the survivors hate zombies, and Riggs and Murtaugh are dead.

The first in our popular series of Nicholas Cage movie remakes finds a private investigator, Fu Manchu, hired to research the origins of a snuff film discovered in the vault of a recently-deceased millionaire.

John McClane gets called back to work - by John McCain. “There appear to be a group of rogue terrorist asteroids intent on attacking my campaign headquarters today.”

Bad taste meets insightful social commentary. Debate over any dubious artistic merit is certainly welcome here.

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The first in our popular series of Hollywood zombie remakes. In a twisted version of Oz the munchkins will tear the flesh from your bones, the Scarecrow is a mindless killing machine and Dorothy has been transformed into a hardened blade-wielding warrior.