Apparently the Geek has taken an extended break from playing World of Warcraft to script a movie treatment he plans on shopping around to Hollywood producers.

We didn’t have the heart to change the title.

Our resident geek checks back in with unexpected force, chucking a tantrum like his mother just cancelled the World of Warcraft subscription. Oh, and the movie? He spoils it to save you the wasted time you might’ve spent watching.

This collection of animated shorts offers an adult-oriented take on The Dark Knight, but the overall result is patchy. Some of these segments miss the mark by a wide margin, but the DVD remains a must-have for comic book fans.

After an unsatisfying resolution to the show’s mythology and several years in the wilderness, Mulder and Scully return, showing just how little they’ve grown since. I still want to believe there’s a good movie in here somewhere.

The man in the hat is back cracking whips and quips! This movie proves that Henry Jones Jr. only grows finer with age - just like his creator George Lucas, a bottle of Krug Clos du Mesnil and the stench of my unwashed socks.

From developer powerhouse to common outhouse, the recent efforts of video game producers Rare have been rarely impressive.

Sure, ‘Transformers’ was awesome, but a lifelong fanboy has some advice for Michael Bay that could help the sequel to achieve the rank of the greatest film ever made.