Life is hard, but it’s no shame to ask for public help. We finally deliver the advice column that all six readers have been clamouring for. Your questions answered within.

Astrology may not be an exact science, but here at Buckshot Sundae we believe in keeping our readers informed, so we’ve compiled a reading of the stars for the year ahead. What unavoidable horrors are waiting?

Robotic lovin’ shouldn’t be limited to socially inept engineers with fat wallets. With a little bit of creativity you can have your very own digitized lover on a shoestring budget.

The first instalment of our regular advice column. The creators of Buckshot Sundae have engaged the services of a self-proclaimed lifestyle expert to help guide you over those everyday hurdles. Life can be a daunting task, and it never hurts to seek help from somebody with brains.